Jokes Break

A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little brown spot on one of her teeth.

"Aha, caries! I'll have to drill this one out!" says the dentist.

"Oh no, I'd rather have a child!!!" cries the lady.

"In that case, let me adjust the chair first," replies the dentist.

Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?

Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer.

Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.

Teller: You certainly do. This is a bank.

It is said that the limbic system of the brain controls the four Fs: Feeding, Fighting, Fleeing, and Reproduction.